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Brylcreem Bounced! Starmer Quits to Make Way for Duncan-Quiff In Hair-Raising Political Shake-Up!
"With a well-groomed ducks-arse like mine, you can achieve anything!”


Oh, Dr Streeting! Wes Completes Psychiatric Training in Just One Week, Declares Mental Health Crisis Solved
Trust me, I'm a pretend doctor" In an unprecedented display of efficiency, Health Secretary Wes Streeting has successfully condensed the...

Lee Harpin Cries, Spits Dummy And Storms Out As Corbyn Holds Islington North
In a dramatic twist at the Islington North election count, Lee Harpin, prominent Corbyn critic and p̷h̷o̷n̷e̷ ̷h̷a̷c̷k̷i̷n̷g̷ ̷g̷u̷r̷u̷ ...
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